Hyper Zergling's Guide against zombies

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These are some tips I would consider one of the best.

Weapons ranking
The following list is the order from worst to best weapons against zombies, along with explanations.

Knives
This weapon is useless for attack. If you stick this into a zombie's brain, the knife will remain there, and you will not have time or force to pull it out in time. However, it's good to use a knife for non-attack situations, such as cutting a rope or opening a canned good.

Flamethrowers
Contrary to popular belief, flamethrowers are ineffective against zombies. Once you light a zombie on fire, you'll only get a flaming zombie walking towards you. Sure, it will die eventually, but not enough time before it gets to you.

Sniper Rifles
You could take out several zombies easily far away, but this weapon is mostly useful when you're in a high area; it's heavy and difficult to carry around.

Shotguns
Powerful, yes, but its flaw is the reduced range and it will attract more zombies, due to its loud noise.

Handguns
Not bad if you're a good shot. Otherwise, you're f***ed.

Magnums
Their main flaws are their massive recoil and loud noise. Otherwise, they're perfect.

Automatics
It only takes a bullet between the eyes or a few bullets in the head to kill a zombie. All you need to do is spray left and right at eye-level, and you'll be fine.