JimtheWesker's Guide to Surviving Z-World

Part 2
So you've managed to survive the first wave of infection? TOUGH SHIT! It isn't even clsoe to over yet my young and old friends... Those stenches/zeds are still roaming your streets/forests. What are you gonna do about it? Take the streets back? ERRR, negative. Your gonna be like a ninja, thats what your gonna do. Here are some basic rules.

Rule No. 1: Don't be a hero... Yes, this was in ZombieLand, but it does make sense. Unless someone is absolutely VITAL to your survival, screw them if they're being swarmed... No getting laid does not count as them being vital.

Rule No. 2: Guns aren't always the best. You've all watched Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and Diary of the Dead, they all use guns. They aren't always the best, especially when you're trying to be a ninja. I'll go into that when I go over weapons.

Rule No. 3: If it makes noise, don't alert it Things such as dogs would go good with this, or those stupid things in the stores that when you walk by sing and dance and try to scare you. Last thing you need is the horde sicced on you.

Rule No. 4: Keep your "Buddy" with you everywhere Whatever your buddy may be, a shotgun, a baseball bat, or even a wooden plank, just always have it with you.

Those are my basic rules anyway. More in depth Later

Part 3
Part 3 is going to be dedicated to the weapons, as thats the only part people want to read. So, let's get started, shall we?

Weapons Overview:

When you imagine fighting the zombie apocalypse, you imagine running the streets, guns blazing at the nearest infected, am I right? Don't try and pull that bullshit with me you KNOW I'm right. The thing is, that isn't exxactly the wisest thing to do. You want to have a balance of melee and firearms, trying to be silent at most times. Time to go into depth with the weapons now! :DD

Melee:

Melee... Very useful, as they can be just about anything, a pipe, a pen, your flute, even the computer keyboard. Problem is, your gonna want something better than most of the household items you'll find because you have to destroy the head of a zombie to kill it.

